Incredibles

INTERNATIONAL / By Luis Moreno

I was going to write to you about the presidential elections that were held this Sunday in Argentina, elections that will have a second round. I was going to do it because a clown could have won them, with forgiveness from the artists who play this role, and who could still end up winning them, but something incredible has happened that I will tell you about later.. Something that no one expected, unheard of, unique.

Let's go back to Argentina. The polls gave the clown the winner, but in the end that was not the case. Who am I talking about? From Milei, from the anarcho-capitalist, Javier Milei.

This character is quite a grotesque: according to what he himself has said, he is a sex guru who can have sexual activity for three months without ejaculating – his ex-girlfriends call him “the naughty cow” -, a lover of costumes of fictional characters, a denier. of climate change and dictatorship, enemy of legal abortion, defender of free trafficking in organs and weapons and owner of 3 dogs cloned from his beloved dog Conan, whose death traumatized him. Cloning them cost him more than $50,000.

Milei has not denied the rumors that say that he consults his dogs on his political strategy. He considers them the best political analysts in the world. What has Argentina done so that God punishes it with Peronism and now wants to do it with the ultra Milei?

And so I was, trying to respond, when the news broke that no one expected, now in ironic mode: the PSOE and Sumar, Pedro Sánchez and Yolanda Díaz, have reached an agreement to reissue the coalition government. And we can? It is not known: they were and are no longer. What is politics like?. Right? Or is it simply the power?

Write down everything you say you will do this legislature with the permission of Oriol Junqueras and Carles Puigdemont, because I suppose they have been consulted about what they have agreed to, right? At the moment, it seems not to businessmen.