As if the electoral campaign was not complicated enough for the left, the second installment of Hello! about the wedding of Tamara Falcó and Íñigo Onieva, full of dire signs of an imminent change of regime in Spain..
In fact, you have to know how to read the signs.
On Monday, July 10, 2023, the newsstands ran out of copies of the first display of the Hello! Spain was only concerned about the bodorrio. Conservative block on the rise. Since nothing happens by chance, that night, Alberto Núñez Feijóo beat Pedro Sánchez by surprise face to face.
Don't you understand the relationship between one thing and another? Listen: within the Hello! There are several chilling documents that show that Spain is already on to something else:
1) Tamara and Íñigo's pages are dressed in Tyrolean bloomers (what Woody Allen would call children dressed up to invade Poland, and Hello!, always well versed in the art of euphemism, “Austrian-inspired costumes”).
2) On page 43 of the first part of the serial, there is a photo of Tamara “sitting in front of the dressing table, with a trifold mirror, with which she prepared herself for the big day, under the watchful eye of her abricot poodle, Jacinta”.
A poodle. Jacinta. little joke.
What the publication does not mention is that Jacinta is wearing an indescribable white bow. In reality, Jacinta does not look at Tamara, but at the void, that is, at the future. What does Tamara's poodle see? If the right wins, will there be more premium cookies for puppies like her?
But Tamara's poodle is heartbroken. He hides a terrible secret: he is saddened that the first member of his race to become president of the Government —Perrosanxe— is in trouble. During the last few years, Jacinta has kept her admiration for Perrosanxe silent because, according to her, “she did not want to disturb Mistress Tamara”.
Dwarf dogs, in short, also have feelings. Let's be clear: although she blushes just thinking about it, Jacinta is in love with Perrosanxe…. but a poodle from high society should not mix with socialist, batasuno or Bolivarian mongrels.
In the new issue of Hello! is announced on the cover: “The most anticipated interview. Íñigo speaks for the first time and releases his feelings”.
Well, I double the bet. The most anticipated interview. Jacinta the poodle speaks for the first time and releases her feelings:
Jacinta speaks (with an open heart):
“My feelings towards Perrosanxe are deep, but I must hide them out of loyalty to my mistress. woof woof. In addition, I have lived unforgettable moments in this mansion. I have seen Don Mario Vargas Llosa read his books in French aloud during meals (also at snacks and dinners). I have seen my mistress's mother, Mrs. Isabel Preysler, listen to ballads by Julio Iglesias while she sighed melancholy.. I have seen the ladies of the house do spiritualism with Isabelita Perón, and speak with Archduke Francisco Ferdinand of Austria from beyond. I have seen ladies with cardados make little trains in the living room while listening to El Consorcio's El chachachá del tren. I have seen Porcelanosa tiles so bright that they reflected the entire solar system. I have seen Mistress Tamara sign contracts with the Hello! for all the first communions of the family until 2073. All these moments will be lost like tears in the rain… Nothing will ever be the same again. I suspect that Perrosanxe is going to leave through one door and Íñigo Onieva is going to enter through the other. Master Onieva has cloudy eyes. I don't like. But I'm not going to tell Mistress Tamara, because I don't want to disturb her. Wow!”.